The Baboon swears on his mountain of slimy bananas that it loves all kinds of filthy copulations. And that is why the Baboon is in awe of the unique ability of you base but creative creatures to fuck, suck, lick or sexualize anybody and anything.
What sours this strawberry pie is how some groups of prude humans reject and are disgusted by their species’ diverse sexualities.
So, when the Baboon encounters people who actually embrace these differences and work towards making them acceptable, he greatly respects them.
In conversation with such a person, the Baboon encountered a difference of opinion.
The human was a queer female — an LGBTQ-feminist activist.
The Baboon had asked a question about bestiality. She said one of the things about sexual liberty was consent. And since animals don’t speak human languages (except for the Baboon) they really can’t communicate consent.
So, that was why she did not support bestiality.
The Baboon of course disagreed, not only because he can ramble whole articles and not just consent, but also, because animals communicate regularly with humans.
The Baboon regards it a little naive to think that humans can train dogs to sit, fetch or sniff out cocaine from the pockets of sneaky smugglers, and still consider dogs can’t communicate something as basic as a desire for sex?
Sex is one of the three basic desires, along with hunger and thirst.
Every species has some way to communicate the desire to have sex, just like the desire to eat or drink.
If human pet owners can be told by their pets that they are hungry or thirsty, the animals are very well capable to convey they are horny (take the Baboon’s word for it).
But the Baboon also thinks that this may not be so simple.
There maybe (are) cases where the animals are really raped. And it is not such a gobble-dung idea to suppose in many instances that these animals are not able to communicate this to a third person.
Thus, the Baboon thinks bestiality is al right when done with consent.
But the Baboon will not encourage (nor discourage) this as it becomes difficult to differentiate between sex-with-consent and barbaric rape, for the human society (which is still really retarded as compared to the Baboons’, I must say).
End of Baboon Banter.
Now go fuck that pie!